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Note: this article is written in Pidgin English for a Nigerian audience

Walcott dey gada Henry swagga



D kain ball wey Theo Walcott tap come make pipu dey rememba Thierry Henry as d way in take score hat-trick ( na three gol for one match b dat) b like d time wey Henry sef dey play for d gunnas as d Gunnas scatta Newcastle United 7-3 for Saturday match

D match wey b one of d ogbonge match wey dem don play for Premier Lig dis season, bin c Walcott play as strika come nack three gol, and na d place wey in din dey beg Coachi Arsene Wenger make e play am,

Walcott sef don dey show say im shoe size fit b like Henry own ( Henry na im b d London Klub playa wey get hiyes gol for dem histori) " Im fit play for centa for attak, i sure well well" Manaj Arsene Wenger bin tell d klub webusite (www.arsenal.com) afta in team enta numba five for table.

" In go beta, strong kakaraka, in do do well, and na wetin me dey expect from am"

Walcott bin score for d 20 and 73 minut come add d numba three gol wen match don dey nearli finish

Olivier Giroud score two, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain and Lukas Podolski add dier own for Arsenal even as Demba Ba score two for Newcastle dem and Sylvain Marveaux add join.

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