Just plain Haysie's hit Parade
by Haze's Comment 23/12/2002, 00:00
‘Tis the season to be jolly…tra la la la la…la la la la.
Unless of course you happen to be one of the hapless souls Down Under, slapping on the sunscreen on a daily basis (paying particular attention to the roof of their mouths), sweltering in the hot sun, losing game after game and sheepishly (had to make a reference!) fronting to one depressing press conference after another. Yep, the poms have had a shocker and Xmas cheer has eluded that bunch.
Nasser Hussain can take comfort on one front…..he has made it into the much awaited Haysie’s top 25 songs of the year…….on more than one occasion!
Here goes with my hits of the year that reflect the comings and goings of the ever entertaining cricketing year. If you’re British…read ‘em and weep.
1. Cruel Summer – Ace of Base - Nasser Hussain.
2. Can’t get you out of my Head – Kylie Minogue – Alex Tudor.
3. It ain’t Over till it’s Over – Lenny Kravitz - Gary Kirsten.
4. Back on the Chain Gang – Pretenders – Allan Donald.
5. Not the Doctor – Alanis Morissette – Shane Warne.
6. Gone – NSYNC – Steve Waugh.
7. Out of Reach – Gabrielle – Mornantau Hayward.
8. Gone Fishin’– Chris Rea – Pat Symcox.
9. Stop your Sobbing – Pretenders – Nasser Hussain.
10. Get UR Freak On – Missy Elliot – Shane Warne.
11. Sparks will Fly – Rolling Stones – Andrew Hall.
12. Because I got High – Afroman – Herschelle Gibbs.
13. Why didn’t you Call Me – Macy Gray – Jacques Rudolph.
14. That look in your Eye – Ali Campbell – Muttiah Muralitharan.
15. Speedballin’ – Outkast – Brett Lee.
16. Out of Tears – Rolling Stones – Nasser Hussain.
17. It was a very Good Year – Robbie Williams – Matthew Hayden.
18. Talking Blackbird – Ali Campbell – Ngconde Balfour
19. Afro Ride – Left Field – Makhaya Ntini.
20. China Man – Dr Alban – Paul Adams
21. Nowhere at All – Lou Reed – Nasser Hussain.
22. Brass in Pocket – Pretenders – Darryl Cullinan.
23. SheBelongs to Me – Bob Dylan – Neil McKenzie.
24. Disaster – Anti Gravity – Nasser Hussain.
25. 4th Time Around – Bob Dylan – Richard Pybus.
BREAKING NEWS – If England lose the Ashes 5-0 those in power at Lords have decided to keep the bails and burn the players.
Merry Xmas & Breast Wishes.